Slurp Slurp..TILL I DIE!

by Kavita

This is weird but there is somebody sitting near me who makes me go wild everytime he brings his nth cup of tea/coffee to his desk… While he slurps down his relaxing drink , my irritation wires become alive!!
Imagine this … “Slurp..AAH…Slurp…AAH”!!!

I do not know what to tell the guy. It would sound too rude if mentioned, but only i know how freaked out i am the moment he brings his cuppa tea.

The foreplay : He keeps his cup on the table —
 BANG, A LOUD THUD ON MY HEAD!
Entering the game
: He takes that white mould near his mouth —
 I TAKE MY FINGER NEAR MY EAR..CLOSELY TRACKING THE SPEED!
Climax
: Sllllllllllllllllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!! —
I PRESS THAT FINGER HARD ON MY EAR AND TRY DIGGING MY EYES AND MY MIND ON ANYTHING ON THE COMPUTER!!!
Dead : He produces a fine acknowledgement for that special sip with a big aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!! —
 AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH ..THE WORLD GOES SWIRLING FOR 2 SECONDS!!

Actually i can simply tell him to stop it politely , but man he is senior and one of the team members…
While i was trying to get over this psychic effect, i came across this interesting article, though only the first paragraph is relevant to this post! (click on the pic to follow)
 

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